Sunday, March 04, 2007

Deadly Dolphins Dealt Deadly Blow

The Deadly Dolphins received grim news today as it was announced that Jim Ly would be doubtful for the opening match of the season tomorrow. When queried about the matter, Ly's manager revealed that he had felt ill during the weekend but was confident that he would be fully fit for next week's fixture. The Deadly Dolphins didn't enjoy the best of seasons last year coming a disappointing 5th after much expectation but have signaled their intention to do well this year with the acquisition of deadly striker Heram Halim from A1A2 to fill the large hole left by the retirement of explosive left back Peter Wastle. Fans are ecstatic after the signing of A1A2's top goalscorer who is touted to be the next Craig Bellamy.

Pundits however, are questioning the ability of the team to replace the sick midfielder. After a news conference held several minutes ago, Ly expressed his full belief in the team and captain Reynard Chan while also pointing out that there were many options the club could take to fill in for his absence. When questioned about his condition and club's current status Ly replied, "At this point in time, its probably a 50/50 chance of me starting on the pitch, but I'll still come prepared for tomorrow and see how it goes after the last training session. As for the club, I reckon the first team squad has great debt...pretty sure they would be able to find a suitable replacement." One such player that could be making his way to the UWA Recreation Centre is experienced midfielder Mohammed Choeuib who is currently without a club despite his world class reputation. Ly also revealed that Peter Wastle would be eager to make a one match celebrity appearance for the club however it is unlikely due to committments Wastle has made after football.

After hearing of Deadly Dolphins' interest in Lebanese midfielder Mohammed Choeuib, Chouieb's manager has publicly denied the rumour that his client may be making a move to the University of Western Australia stating that although he may be interested, no formal approach for the player has been made. The match is just over a day away and a starting squad has yet to be announced but fans are confident that no matter which players are fielded, the Deadly Dolphins should be able to overcome their opponents comfortably with the definite inclusion of team captain Reynard Chan orchestrating midfield and fan favourite Edmond Tang wreaking havoc on opposing defenders through the left flank.

ps. umm..yeah sorry Rey I might not be able to play tomorrow, caught a cold over the weekend. Ill bring my stuff and see how i feel tomorrow.

4 comments:

rey said...

In a later statement confirmed by the club, Rey stated "We will look at our options." Such a statement has heap praised from billionaire owner Steve Jobs, who was unable to attend a press meeting this afternoon due to unforseen circumstances.

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